Grumpy tag answers

As I've - rather grumpily - pointed out in one of the comments below, I don't really hold with this "tagging" business. But given that I have been "tagged" by Nomad, after delaying a couple of days, I feel it would be churlish not to reply. So here goes - no mind-bending revelations here though, let me warn you..

Four jobs I've had

• Petrol pump attendant (I always used to arrive to hear Paul Newbold - who did the shift before me - announce, "Mmm, we're £120 over on sweets, can you try and make up the difference?" EVERY week, he'd pull that stunt.)
• A unicycle-riding Gorilla in a Theatre in Education show (not a great success, due to my inability to ride said unicycle. It was also one of the hottest summers on record, which meant that I and my gorilla suit were not particularly popular in the dressing room.)
• Barman and BBQ chef (at my local pub - they actually told me they'd never seen anyone look less happy in a job.)
• Management consultant specialising in the metals and minerals processing industries (Probably about as much fun as it sounds.)

Four films I could watch over and over

• "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (well, I am gay)
  
• "Cabaret" (see above and add "and musical")
  
• "Night of the Hunter" (full of menace and fear - wonderful)
• "Meet the Parents" (it still makes me laugh, I know, I'm sad)
  

Four places I have lived

• Leeds, West Yorkshire
• Valenciennes, northern France
• London
• Paris
  

Four TV shows I love to watch

• "Without a Trace"
• "Will & Grace" (see "Breakfast at Tiffany's" comment)
• "Eastenders" (so unremittingly miserable)
• "24" (am a strictly televisual adrenalin junkie)
  

Four places I have been on vacation

• Bali
• Tokyo
• Chile
• Sweden
  

Four websites I visit often

• Pink is the New Blog
  
• The Guardian
  
• Libération
• Amazon UK
  

Four of my favourite foods

• Cream (I love it in all forms, single, double, whipped, aerated)
• Chocolate (the darker the better)
• Soy milk (weird, I know, it surprises even me but I love it)
• Salmon skin maki (so far, found at only one restaurant in Paris which is handily close to my office.)
  

Four places I would rather be right now

• Brazil (because I've never been)
• Brighton (it's one of my favourite towns, I love it and my sis is there too.)
• Watching the sunset, vodka and lime in hand, on a beach in Bali
• With the one I love (ahhhhhh, of course!)
  

Four people I've tagged

• No, no, no - this nonsense stops here... :))