Rhino my love, and reason for being. Are you sure you're gay? Between this singing piggy and the the Kitty Lamp you have, I am dreading to think about the decor in your apartment!
You should do a photo-blog next, showing the inside of your apartment, because I'm starting to worry about you! I wonder what other horrors of decorating sense you have lurking in your home?
not at all, J!! Am coming back to deal with you later :)) Meanwhile, though, having a minor crisis at *showbiz* Paris HQ this morning... aaaaaaarrrrgghhh....
LOL! so you handsome and may I add very articulate fella, you may have hit the hammer on the nail there ;-) It's just a little crush (remember that cheesy song?!)
ahhh that's so nice of you - but how do you know if I'm handsome? I hope you're not doing "a Rob" and mixing me up with one of my friends!! Anyway, if you're going to be a regular "Bookpacker" you should tell us some more about yourself, distinguishing marks etc. P.S. the divas are temporarily sorted, but it never lasts long. But that's *showbiz*!!
You have been very clear in specifying your friends in your photos, but I have not seen a clear shot of YOU! Not that it matters much, since I have no standards regardless! :)
Anyway, you your new secret admirorer are getting too "mushy" for my taste. Just have sex and be DONE with it already.
Now Rob what happened to romance, wooing someone and all the other flirty stuff rather than jumping straight to some slap and tickle?!
Well Rhino, I haven't clearly seen your pic, but its the mental stimulation that gets me (LOL)...saying that, I think I can speak on behalf of Rob and myself when we say get a clear pic of yourself on your blog!
Me...hmmm I would, like one of those teenage fans (which I'm not - 28, black hair, brown eyes etc etc), send you a pic but not for the world to see...!
haha J, you're so full of it, aren'tcha hon? Of course, with a little ingenuity you could always work out my gmail address and send that pic there, accompanied by a poem in my honour. On the other hand, you may be just about to tell me that you have your own site and that I "should check it out - it's all about timeshares/chavs/animal lovers and other cool stuff" :))
little ingenuity...I'm actually not that clever...though am writing up my doctoral thesis (see how I threw that in, just so you don't take the above too literally!)...you could tell me when you're next on this and then I send you my e-mail and then you delete or hide the message (still with me?!) Sadly I don't have a website of my own - and again sadly for you none of my interests correspond to your above list! J x
Dear Mickellino...would love to accompany the rather dashing Mr Rhino, but alas I'm sadly in the UK at the moment. Rhino is such a charmer isn't he? I'm loving our own private one-to-ones! J x
Dear Jx, We're going to need real proofs of your existence, 'cos am starting to worry about Rhino75's schizofrenic tendencies, and i surely don't want to have a freak at my place tomorrow night...
Dear Mickelino I'm real, so don't worry about Rhino's schizofrenic tendencies! Proof of existence...hmmm you may have to ask Rhino about that, he has now seen me... Jx
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Rhino my love, and reason for being. Are you sure you're gay? Between this singing piggy and the the Kitty Lamp you have, I am dreading to think about the decor in your apartment!
You should do a photo-blog next, showing the inside of your apartment, because I'm starting to worry about you! I wonder what other horrors of decorating sense you have lurking in your home?
Prove me wrong! PLEASE! I wanna believe in you!
piggy looks a little deranged!
Well now back to more important things...me! Well I should really let you see what I look like!
As for Rob, sure come on over and you can have some brandy...now I really am sounding like a he-slut!
Hey how's things in Paris, picked up a paper this morning and it had the normal panic fuelled hysteria 'Paris burns - stay away'.
J
rob, hon, you'll be relieved to find out that Piggy lives in the UK with Rhino75's Mum. The dog lamp, however, was just a little something I bought for Christmas for YOU!!! And J, riots are creeping nearer it's true. There were some cars burnt out at République last night, which isn't that far from Rhino75 Towers (gulp!) Fingers crossed they don't make it down to the place des Vosges...
Lets hope not!
So skirting the issue of my little crush! LOL
J x
not at all, J!! Am coming back to deal with you later :)) Meanwhile, though, having a minor crisis at *showbiz* Paris HQ this morning... aaaaaaarrrrgghhh....
sounds promising ;-)
look forward to it...now go sort out that minor crisis!
J
lord preserve me from diva presenters, is what I say. Now, J, you were telling me about a little crush? ;))
LOL! so you handsome and may I add very articulate fella, you may have hit the hammer on the nail there ;-)
It's just a little crush (remember that cheesy song?!)
What can one do?!
Sorted out the diva presenters?
J
ahhh that's so nice of you - but how do you know if I'm handsome? I hope you're not doing "a Rob" and mixing me up with one of my friends!! Anyway, if you're going to be a regular "Bookpacker" you should tell us some more about yourself, distinguishing marks etc. P.S. the divas are temporarily sorted, but it never lasts long. But that's *showbiz*!!
Doing "a Rob" indeed!
You have been very clear in specifying your friends in your photos, but I have not seen a clear shot of YOU! Not that it matters much, since I have no standards regardless! :)
Anyway, you your new secret admirorer are getting too "mushy" for my taste. Just have sex and be DONE with it already.
Oh, and be sure to stay safe Rhino!
Now Rob what happened to romance, wooing someone and all the other flirty stuff rather than jumping straight to some slap and tickle?!
Well Rhino, I haven't clearly seen your pic, but its the mental stimulation that gets me (LOL)...saying that, I think I can speak on behalf of Rob and myself when we say get a clear pic of yourself on your blog!
Me...hmmm I would, like one of those teenage fans (which I'm not - 28, black hair, brown eyes etc etc), send you a pic but not for the world to see...!
As for the rest...well ask away!
J x
haha J, you're so full of it, aren'tcha hon? Of course, with a little ingenuity you could always work out my gmail address and send that pic there, accompanied by a poem in my honour. On the other hand, you may be just about to tell me that you have your own site and that I "should check it out - it's all about timeshares/chavs/animal lovers and other cool stuff" :))
little ingenuity...I'm actually not that clever...though am writing up my doctoral thesis (see how I threw that in, just so you don't take the above too literally!)...you could tell me when you're next on this and then I send you my e-mail and then you delete or hide the message (still with me?!)
Sadly I don't have a website of my own - and again sadly for you none of my interests correspond to your above list!
J x
I'm on now...
just realised you're probably off now. so delete message ASAP!
it's deleted!!
will this 'affair' continue? tune into another exciting message exchange, well unless rhino thinks I'm ugly!
J
Online affairs don't always end up "happily ever after" but Good Luck anyway! :)
thank you Job's comforter!
Hey! That is Bildad "the Shuhite" to you! Mister.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm finding this little correspondence highly exciting. It has actually made my day and I want more of it!
hehe, it's all a plot to get the reader stats up!! It was either that or nude pics. I was merciful. :))
You'd better be kidding! 'cos if it's true, I'm boycotting your site!
Still on for dinner at my place tomorrow night, handsome?
Of course, hon, looking forward to it, what shall I bring? Apart from a bottle, of course?
Well, why don't you bring Mr. Anonymous for one and then whatever you want.
Dear Mickellino...would love to accompany the rather dashing Mr Rhino, but alas I'm sadly in the UK at the moment. Rhino is such a charmer isn't he? I'm loving our own private one-to-ones!
J x
Dear Jx,
We're going to need real proofs of your existence, 'cos am starting to worry about Rhino75's schizofrenic tendencies, and i surely don't want to have a freak at my place tomorrow night...
I want my own Jx as well? How can i get one?
Dear Mickelino
I'm real, so don't worry about Rhino's schizofrenic tendencies!
Proof of existence...hmmm you may have to ask Rhino about that, he has now seen me...
Jx
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