Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...

deckchairs
...which is exactly where I am at the moment :). Having a wonderful time with sis, lots of yummy food, lovely people and the best accommodation in town. Unfortunately, we didn't have time to take part in "Gay Idol" (a three-day karaoke extravaganza at "The Bulldog"), but we did manage to see the movie "Crash" (fab!) and rather a lot of the inside of the Atlas Lounge and the Western Front pub. Out tonight with Col (of Rhino's Road Trip fame!) and then off to London for a few days. Travelling gripe: by the time I've packed all the adaptors, connectors, chargers etc. for my myriad electronic devices, there's actually no room left in my case for any clothes. How do Kylie and Madonna cope? Actually, that question is slightly rhetorical as I had the good fortune to catch a 1-hour Destiny's Child special, including all-important backstage footage of the "Destiny Fulfilled" tour. The solution, obvious enough when you think about it, is to travel by private jet - simple. I draw the line at letting Mum be my stylist though. P.S. If you want to see some more of my Brighton holiday, click here.

15 comments:

Frog with a Blog said...

Rhino, have a wonderful time and give my love to Sis from me. Tell her I want to marry her.

Reluctant Nomad said...

Yes, rhino, have a great time.

Frog, you may want to marry his sister but you really ought to marry Babs.

Unknown said...

Rhino, it's a damn good thing you reported in, Ask Mr.Alan, Mr. Traveling Nomad, how I sent the police to look for him. I'll call Interpol next time, don't make me break bad up in here.Yes, Frog you two timin' gigalo!(insert evil cackle)Rhino darlin', I hope you have a splendid holiday!! Remember your sunscreen or it'll dry up like a prune, well if you're on any nude beaches, of course!!xoxo

Frog with a Blog said...

ha ha Babs! sunscreen in England! That's funny! That's really funny! :-)

The Dog of Freetown said...

Excellent deck chairs.

Unknown said...

OK frog, so I'm not as witty or pretty and I can not sing like Julie Andrews but making fun cause I don't have the proper etiquette concerning sunscreen in England...well, that's just the last straw you you you FROG!! Now, if you don't mind, I will mingle back over to our lovely host,Mr. Rhino75 and wish him a wonderful time in damp, dark, dismal England and to hell with the sunscreen. Rhino have a wonderful time and don't worry about that toad!!
Damn, I try to break bad on his nappy ass and can't. I still love you frog come here so I can squeeze that tushy one more time!!

Rob7534 said...

It's like I'm watching "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" all over again Rhino. Have fun w/the family and friends, be sure to post when you get time!

And more pics please!

P.S. are there any nude beaches in the UK? I thought it was gloomy and rainy all the time! If you go the nude beach, can you take lots of photos!

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Rob - There is infact a nude beach in Brighton believe it or not - but there isn't a lot to see this time of year if you know what I mean!!! It's the cold ya know!!! :-S. Frog I am of course deeply flattered and I accept your proposal without hesitation!!! Now who do I look for at the alter!!;-)
Bro - sooooo lovely to see you - am bored now you've gone!! There is no-one to make G&T's with of an eve!!! We're heading to Atlas for cocktails again on Fri eve so we'll have a couple for you!!! Loads and loads of luv. Sis. XXXXXX

Rob7534 said...

Aww Sis... thanks for responding. You will let me know when the season picks up again? =)

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

No problem Rob - I'll keep an eye on it for you - so to speak....!!! :-S

rhino75 said...

Thanks guys and gals!! Am having a brilliant time but wish you were all here (of course!)

Frog with a Blog said...

Rhino! I can't believe how full of shit you are wishing we were all there with you!!! You're probably having a ball right now and you don't give a f*** about us. When are you coming back? I want to have a dinner party, a boys only night at my place. Friday, April 28th, will you be back/available then?

Sis: I'm so happy you accepted my offer! When walking up the aisle, you'll find me kneeling under the altar, right where the priest stands. It's easy. Now, does that mean that Rhino will be my brother-in-law?

Oh!

Unknown said...

OMG, now I'm a jilted lover!!
Notice nobody made fun of Rob on his nude beach comment. I was only concerned with his welfare and now, well, look what you've done OOOOOOOHhhhh! That's it, I'm calling the butler for another drink!!
But of course Rhino, I do wish YOU nothing but an excellent time!!

Anonymous said...

Not only does Brighton have a public nudist beach, it had the first ever in the UK - it opened in 1980. I was once told it features a character dubbed "The Windmill Man" - not because he's Dutch - but because of a certain trick with not insubstantial rotating bits that he performs at people.

Anyway, you can read all about it here - Councillor John Blackman was a real blast, as you can tell:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/9/newsid_3906000/3906605.stm

Rob7534 said...

Eveyone loves the Nude beach Babs :)

Thanks col for the info!