Brokeback Shopping

Grocery list for Ennis & Jack, summer 1962

• WEEK 1: Beans, Bacon, Coffee, Whiskey

• WEEK 2: Beans, Ham, Coffee, Whiskey

• WEEK 3: Beans, Bacon, Coffee, Whiskey, K-Y

• WEEK 4: Beans, Pancetta, Coffee (espresso grind), Whiskey, 2 tubes K-Y

• WEEK 5: Fresh Java beans, Jasmine rice, Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced, Medallions of veal, Porcini mushrooms, 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream, 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long, 5-6 bottles good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide, dildo

• WEEK 6: Yukon Gold potatoes, Heavy whipping cream, Asparagus (very thin), Eggs, Lemons, Gruyere cheese (well aged), Walnuts, Arugula, Unsalted Butter, Olive oil, Balsamic vinegar, 6 yards white silk organdy, 6 yards pale ivory taffeta, Case of Chardonnay, Large tin Crisco and tub of Albolene, gloves, moisturizer, toner and cleanser

(courtesy of QueerFactor, via Reluctant Nomad)