Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Brokeback Shopping

Grocery list for Ennis & Jack, summer 1962
  • WEEK 1: Beans, Bacon, Coffee, Whiskey
  • WEEK 2: Beans, Ham, Coffee, Whiskey
  • WEEK 3: Beans, Bacon, Coffee, Whiskey, K-Y
  • WEEK 4: Beans, Pancetta, Coffee (espresso grind), Whiskey, 2 tubes K-Y
  • WEEK 5: Fresh Java beans, Jasmine rice, Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced, Medallions of veal, Porcini mushrooms, 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream, 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long, 5-6 bottles good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide, dildo
  • WEEK 6: Yukon Gold potatoes, Heavy whipping cream, Asparagus (very thin), Eggs, Lemons, Gruyere cheese (well aged), Walnuts, Arugula, Unsalted Butter, Olive oil, Balsamic vinegar, 6 yards white silk organdy, 6 yards pale ivory taffeta, Case of Chardonnay, Large tin Crisco and tub of Albolene, gloves, moisturizer, toner and cleanser
(courtesy of QueerFactor, via Reluctant Nomad)

14 comments:

Reluctant Nomad said...

THIEF!!!!!

It is very funny, isn't it? :-)

Rob7534 said...

LOL. Those cowboys are quick learners!

Reluctant Nomad said...

Enough of the silence!

rhino75 said...

Whaddya mean? I'm waiting to get home and try that famous face thing. It's weird because a friend of mine was talking to me about it on Sunday!!

Babsbitchin said...

I want to see week 7.

Frog with a Blog said...

Am feeling SOOOO week 6 tonight...

Reluctant Nomad said...

Am I missing something? What's this all about weeks 6 and 7?

Rob7534 said...

I'd imagine week 7 would be similer to week 6, but for the addition of a Men's Health Magazine subscription!

Frog with a Blog said...

and add a tube of Preparation H cream on the list of week 7...

Babsbitchin said...

By the way, Prep H works great for baggy eyes too. Well, so I'm told. That's the only thing not baggy on me yet. Week 7, they find an old game at a yard sale which they open after a nice dinner. Get out the crisco boys...it's naked Twister!

Frog with a Blog said...

Babs, if Prep H works on baggy eyes, does it mean that make-up works on hemorroids? Just wondering...

Reluctant Nomad said...

Max Factor on your piles! The mind boggles!

Babsbitchin said...

Another point to ponder, as Dave Chapelle pointed out...if he had botox injected into his balls they'd be smooth as an egg. You'd really wanna show those puppies off then,eh? (insert music Connie Francis)Lipstick on your cock oh oh shame on you...
Frog try some concealer, that'd be sure to help those itchy buggers disappear. Or purple liquid eyeshadow to make them look like grapes. Live, be creative, Viva la France.

Frog with a Blog said...

Rhino! What's with you? We've been grocery shopping with Ennis and Jack for a week now!