Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Radio Ga-Ga

So, today I was on the radio again, this time talking about that scourge of modern times, the CCTV camera. Yes, that's what I thought, too, whatever. One of the hazards of being a professional foreigner is that you're required to drum up an opinion on everything and anything at a moment's notice. It's a bit like taking your GCSE French oral all over again, although, unfortunately, it's some years since anyone has asked me to discuss either the death penalty or the women's movement (the two fave topics, as I recall - ooh, could be a gig there if anyone's reading, I'm sure I kept my notes). The reason for today's programme: more and more security cameras are being installed in Paris and neighbouring towns, such as Levallois Perret and Clichy (!), as well as on public transport, as a measure against vandalism and violence. (French speakers can read this article from Libé for more info.) Needless to say, the French media is outraged at this infringement of civil liberties. I just couldn't bring myself to tell them that every time I see a camera, even a CCTV one, my heart leaps for joy and the word "showtime!!" pops into my brain. Does that make me a shallow person, I wonder? I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille...

3 comments:

bexarkub said...

i love cctv, i dont feel hindered by it at all, i have nothing to hide and if its the only option to catching criminals and stopping vandalism - then im all for it.

and i love the phrase
"professional foreigner"- i feel like stealing it from time to time.

rhino75 said...

Exactly, kubsta, the more cameras the better I say. Though obviously I'd draw the line at going on "Big Brother" because a) I couldn't hold my tummy in 24/7 and b) I'd find it difficult to keep twittering on inanely (believe it or not). But neither of those things is an issue on CCTV, is it?. And you're as much of a professional foreigner as I am - shout it loud and proud!

Frog with a Blog said...

Did you say there was a camera? Where is it? ... oh Hiiii...!
Mr. professional foreigner, tell us what you think about the green endives from Brittany?