Radio Ga-Ga

So, today I was on the radio again, this time talking about that scourge of modern times, the CCTV camera. Yes, that's what I thought, too, whatever. One of the hazards of being a professional foreigner is that you're required to drum up an opinion on everything and anything at a moment's notice. It's a bit like taking your GCSE French oral all over again, although, unfortunately, it's some years since anyone has asked me to discuss either the death penalty or the women's movement (the two fave topics, as I recall - ooh, could be a gig there if anyone's reading, I'm sure I kept my notes). The reason for today's programme: more and more security cameras are being installed in Paris and neighbouring towns, such as Levallois Perret and Clichy (!), as well as on public transport, as a measure against vandalism and violence. (French speakers can read this article from Libé for more info.) Needless to say, the French media is outraged at this infringement of civil liberties. I just couldn't bring myself to tell them that every time I see a camera, even a CCTV one, my heart leaps for joy and the word "showtime!!" pops into my brain. Does that make me a shallow person, I wonder? I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille...