The next time I post, dear reader, I shall be missing a tooth. In a matter of hours (my italics) I shall be making my way to my (HOT!! NEW!!) dentist's for an extraction. Soup and milkshakes are set to feature heavily in my life from here on in - pray for me!! BTW what are we thinking about Madonna's "rumored" new single "The Beat Goes On"? - I think I may be a fan...
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Worse Than My Bite
The next time I post, dear reader, I shall be missing a tooth. In a matter of hours (my italics) I shall be making my way to my (HOT!! NEW!!) dentist's for an extraction. Soup and milkshakes are set to feature heavily in my life from here on in - pray for me!! BTW what are we thinking about Madonna's "rumored" new single "The Beat Goes On"? - I think I may be a fan...
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6 comments:
You don't need teeth to drink vodka.
Practical as ever, dear Nardac :-). Hopefully a new one will grow in its place before anyone notices...
I'm still rooting for a solid gold replacement.
Thank you Amy. Maybe I could become a mixture of ODB and Dizzee Rascal - i.e. Dizzee Bastard? Actually, have just returned from the dentist and feel a complete fraud - the rotten tooth wasn't the one I thought at all. It has duly been extracted - after a bit of a tussle (I have strong roots, apparently) - but you can't actually see any difference. Ouf!!
Ugh! I hate going to the dentist. I hope it wasn't too painful.
It was OK thanks, Starman, though I'm still a little sore...
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