Well, more of a Sunday afternoon really. Because, dear reader, rhino75 was very kindly invited along to watch the
Grand Steeple-Chase de Paris, all 5800 meters and 23 jumps of it. A great excuse to dust off the best blazer and down a few g&ts in honour of the sport of kings. To be honest, I'd forgotten how much fun horse-racing can be, pretending to study the form, placing your bets, tearing up your ticket in disgust afterwards... fab!! And, of course, in the members' (ahem!) enclosure, not only do you have all those small-but-perfectly formed jockeys, but there's also
TONS of hot posh totty upon which to feast one's eyes.
AND I finished the day up €15. Talk about win-win situation.
16 comments:
... small but perfectly formed jockeys? Blimey, there's no accounting for taste!
Mind you, I'm sure they don't all look like Lester Piggott ...
haha Betty, well yes, instead of "small-but-perfectly-formed," I should just have written "small" - a bit of poetic licence slipped in there :D Many of them bear more than a passing resemblance to Lester, and they always look really bad-tempered, don't they? Possibly because they aren't allowed to eat. I DO like Frankie Dettori though. I shall stand by him.
Do you feel the need to mother them? OR do you just want to feel their wiry bodies against yours?
They do have perfectly formed bodies but their heads/faces often remind me of shrivelled prunes.
ok, ok, I DON'T repeat DON'T have a jockey fetish, right? A careless word and you're branded for life. The only exception is Frankie Dettori, and that's just because he looks like he could be a bit vicious. I certainly don't want to mother one. I hope I've made my position clear lol!! Hot posh totty, however, has always been my downfall...
Rhino, I can't believe you have a jockey fetish. I'm gonna tell everyone about that! Nomad, their face really look like prunes, actually, I'd say small rats that look like prunes.
For once and for all, I most certainly DO NOT have a jockey fetish. Period. You will all be hearing from my lawyers...
Is your lawyer a jockey?
Hold on, I think I'm developing a jockey fetish here! If you enlarge the middle picture and look carefully, you'll realize that jockeys are not... THAT small...
Crikey, you're right Micke!! But do you scrutinize all my photos so closely? ;)
Well, let's say I was just looking closely to understand why on earth you developed this jockey fetish.
Surely a prerequisite of being a jockey is a small or modestly sized dick? Anything too large would slow them down.
I wonder if their penis might appear larger, in comparison to their "small-but-perfectly formed" bodies?
Don't fret the Jockey fetish Rhino, surely they make up in vigor what they may or may not lack in size.
At least as fascinating as the fact that some jockey's equipment matches that of their horses, I am baffled as to why the Mad Hatter was there?
And when are you going to Berlin, Msr Rhino? Lots of love'n'hugs, as ever. Col
Hello Col, Willy Wonka, you mean? Bizarre, isn't it? I didn't get to go to Berlin after all because of my sciatica. Jeez, I couldn't go to the loo, let alone out of the country. But I will get there sometime this year, I will, I will :) lossa love back at ya xxx
rhino, I'm so glad you had a good time and hope you're feeling better. I couldn't access your page before, some glitch I suppose. How are you feeling, really? Kisses!
Good to have you back, Babs!! We've missed you. I'm almost fully mended now, thank you, tho' I still have a bit of a limp. Am so fed up with lurching around but shouldn't be for much longer!!
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